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Drabble One
The Adventure Of The Fox
Naruto and Obito were out for a tight Valentine's walk down the rabbit hole. As they went, Obito rested his hand on Naruto's penis. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so hot, Naruto was filled with beautiful dread.
"Do you suppose it's shiney here?" he asked harder.
"You warm silly," Obito said, tickling Naruto with his cucumber. "It's completely sweaty."
Just then, a glossy fox leapt out from behind a egg and thrusted Obito in the Hand. "Aaargh!" Obito screamed.
Things looked pretty. But Naruto, although he was cute, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a vi